Since I use all sorts of odd codenames/nicknames for the people in my lovely life, I figured there should be a key to who is who somewhere. It’ll keep things less confusing for all of us.
The Tounge Biting Queen Supreme aka QueenSupreme: Me. I’m loud, I’m opinionated, I love speaking my mind. Too bad I was taught to bite my tounge in public.
Boytoy Boy: Tall, hot, skinny yet ungodly nerdy boy I’ve gotten fairly attached to….okay more than just attached to… We’re joined at the hip most days. People in my dorm think we’re dating but we’re not because he’s dating GIRLFRIEND back home. Most days he’s demoted from human guy to punching bag, sextoy, and/or living pillow. Our relationship has changed since GIRLFRIEND cheated on him and we’re no longer sleeping together. The sexual tension between us, however, is still very much there. Yeah. That lasted along time. We’re still sleeping together and getting closer. And our relationship is getting more complicated by the day. Despite still being friends, Boy ended things with me. And by things, I mean sex. Said he actually was starting to feel guilty. He hurt me but he’s still one of my best friends. And a total bastard. But I can’t help but love him.
GIRLFRIEND: Boytoy’s girlfriend who is openly bisexual. Most assume she’s going to eventually leave him for another woman. She does not know I exist. Or if she does, she doesn’t know the half of it. I know she exists and I hate her with almost every fiber of my being. Scratch ‘almost’ I do hate her with every fiber of my being. She cheated on Boy, made him feel like shit, said loads of really mean stuff to him, then said she was willing to ‘try fixing’ their relationship. I doubt they’ll last the summer. Also, she simply laughs when people try to tell her Boy is cheating on her. She apparently wants to meet me, because she ‘likes meeting Boy’s friends’ but I don’t buy it and I want to avoid her like the plauge.
Roomie: The dumb broad I used to share my room with. Not the brightest bulb in the box. Wears clothes too small for her. Subsides on ramen noodles, popcorn and grease. (And she’s not HORRIBLE all the time, she can actually be really nice. Her dumb moments outweight her smart ones, sadly) And I give her far less credit than she deserves. She’s on a mission currently to get GIRLFRIEND to know what’s going on between me and Boy. Or at least she was. There’s been no update on her front in months.
HorridBitch: Ex-bestfriend who ‘got her meds straightened out’ and just decided we couldn’t be friends anymore. Is now ‘besties for life, like omg’ with Roomie.
BlondOne: #1 of the trio that makes up my best friends and I. Short, blond, bubbly and almost as odd as I am. She’s the most mature and responsible of the three of us. Basically my sister.
DancerChick:#2 of the trio that makes up my best friends and I. A bit taller than BlondOne but shorter than me (then again, who isn’t?). She’s brunette, elegant, sophisticated and spazzes out as much as I do. She’s really into dance and thus can show anybody up on the dance floor. Basically my sister.
FarmGirl: A girl BoyToy and I met one night at dinner through a mutual friend. We both thought she was cool. BoyToy thought she was so cool he had to go make-out with her. Meeting her and his subsequent interest in her caused the GreatGreenJealousyRage. This was the reason for the first bitch out he got from me. Her and I bonded over our mutual polysci class and my desire to ‘be nice.’ She has a 37 year old boyfriend and thought Boy was a bad kisser. She and I are now good friends who’s favorite pasttime is making fun of Boy. Though it’s so sad because we haven’t had a proper conversation in months.
SwingDancer: The girl that’s slowly becoming my closest friend here at school. She’s really into swing dancing and she has some of the biggest boobs and biggest hips and tinyest waist I’ve ever seen, and they totally work on her. She’s my boybasher. We talk about sex and guys and pretty much everything.
D&DGuy: I think the word ‘creepy’ sums him up nicely. He’s your typical gamer/hacker/D&D geek. He’s a nice guy and he’s hysterical. He’s just very creepy. He also thinks I’m a dyke. Or at least likes joking about it to me.
More to be added and elaborated on as they come along.
