It is 4am or maybe nearly 5am. I don’t know. Nor do I care. Why do I not care? Because my uterus is currentlyy either trying to remove itself from my body or learning some yoga moves. I have the worstcramps I’ve had since getting on birthcontrol. I mean, these are curled in a ball, on the verge of tears as my whole lower abdomen feels like it’s spasming around a knife stuck in my gut.

I’m so desperate for relief that I popped four Advil and am now using the really warm bottom of my Laptop as a heating pad. 

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